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robert\ pattinson
1. (Robert Pattinson) (1526↑, 566↓)
A very overrated actor that looks like a heroin addict and stars in the equally overrated series Twilight. Also appeared as Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, but no one gave a shit about him until he got fucking pale and starred in Twilight.

Fangirl: OMG liek robert pattinson is sooooooooo hot\!\!\!\!\!\!111111 TEAM EDWARD FOREVER\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!1111\!\!\!\!11 Smart person: Oh yeah, didn't he play Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire? Fangirl: huh?

2. (Robert Pattinson) (1190↑, 379↓)
An actor. Not your future husband. Not a sex god. Not sex on legs. Not drop dead gorgeous. just, an actor. Famous for his roles in Harry Potter & The Goblet of Fire and the Twilight saga movies.

Robert Pattinson is an actor. End of story.

3. (Robert Pattinson) (960↑, 519↓)
British dude who got famous for his interpretation of Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, and got even more famous after playing the role of Edward Cullen on the movie Twilight. Adored by millions of stupid fans,who blindly think he is gorgeous, not realizing that his flat face really look's like he was hit by a big, hard, flat plank when he was little, leaving him hideous for the rest of his life. He doesn't give a shit about what his fans think about him and likes to drink and get hung over.

fan 1: Oh look there is Robbert Pattinson\! fan 2: OMG he is so gorgeous\! Hey Robert\! sign us an autograph\! Robert Pattinson: stupid fans... why can't they go get a life and leave me be?

Author: simple.funny.hyper.crazy http://robert-pattinson.urbanup.com/3809591
4. (Robert Pattinson) (739↑, 381↓)
The guy that no girl found attractive until he played as Edward in twilight.

Girl after Goblet of Fire: Man, Cedric Diggory is so ugly. Girl after Twilight: OMG\! Edward is so hot\! Guy: Robert Pattinson is ugly. Girl: Who's he? Guy: ...

Author: emotionally detached http://robert-pattinson.urbanup.com/3712885
5. (Robert Pattinson) (669↑, 343↓)
Unattractiv Brittish actor who actually did well in playing his part of Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter but then he screwed his career by taking up the role of Edward Cullen in Twilight. He also doesn't wash his hair because apparently, greasy hair is now sexy. Also see: [ugly] and [untalented]

Me: (walks by Robert Pattinson) Ew.. what's that smell??

Author: screaminghallelujah6 http://robert-pattinson.urbanup.com/3921732
6. (Robert Pattinson) (1923↑, 1690↓)
An amazing, talented, gorgeous British actor who is probably best known for playing [Cedric Diggory] in [Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire], but is likely to become even more well-known since he is set to play [Edward Cullen] in the film adaptation of [Stephenie Meyer]'s best-selling novel, [Twilight].

Rob fan \#1: Isn't Robert Pattinson the [sex bomb]? Rob fan \#2: I know, right?\!

7. (Robert Pattinson) (1286↑, 1072↓)
A dazzling actor, best known for playing Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, and for his upcoming role as the dazzling Greek god like Edward Cullen in the feature film adaptation of Stephanie Meyer's novel, Twilight.

Girl 1: Who's that guy? Girl 2: That's Robert Pattinson. He dazzles me frequently.

8. (Robert Pattinson) (192↑, 103↓)
He is a guy on Twilight. The main character. if you don't love him, you hate him. i know im gonna get some shizz over this but WHO CARES\!? he just a person. no need to diss him. no need to swoon. i dont hate him, but i dont love him either.

Robert Pattinson Fan: OMG I LOVE ROBERT TO DEATH\!\!\!\! Robert Pattinson Hater: NO HE'S BULL IN EVERYTHING HE DOES\! Me: STFU ALL OF YOU. CALM DOWN AND BE NICE. and not to over the top

9. (Robert Pattinson) (208↑, 132↓)
Some dude who got the role of some random vampire dude that only females like. Isn't good looking at all, but apparently Hollywood has declared he is the hottest star on earth and therefore, we as sheep who follow our "Holly Shepherd Wood" must also say that he is the hottest star on earth, although the author of this definition declares him to be ugly, a terrible actor, and never deserved the role of Cedric Diggory in harry Potter.

Anna: Isn't Robert Pattinson hot? Me: No Sally: Isn't the guy who plays Edward Cullen in Twilight hot? Me: No. Julie: Isn't the guy who played Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter hot? Me: No. Anna: But his eyebrows are so goddamn sexy Me: They're bushy. Like a tree with no trunk on a spring day. Sally: Doesn't he have such a hot body? Me: I've seen better. Their abs actually look real. Julie: His smile makes me melt Me: So does the sun. Doesn't mean I like it. 'Sides, he can't even smile. it's more like a grimace

Author: ihaterobertpattinson http://robert-pattinson.urbanup.com/4247768
10. (Robert Pattinson) (729↑, 684↓)
He is the most adorable, hot, sexy, man, actor, singer, and musician ever\! He has been in the movies Vanity Fair The Haunter Airman Harry Potter and the Goblet of fire The Bad Mother Handbook How to be Twilight The summer house Little Ashes He has the cutest laugh ever\! His blue eyes are extremely gorgeos\! He has haters because he is playing a perfect man [vampire] in the movie "Twilight" but no one is perfect, so dont hate him because he is the closest to perfect anyone will ever get soooo go away and play in traffic if you are going to hate on him\! anyways robert pattinson in one word is AMAZING in alll ways The end.

Robert Pattinson = sexbomb

Author: fanpireandtwilighter http://robert-pattinson.urbanup.com/3222976
11. (Robert Pattinson) (104↑, 63↓)
A mediocre actor who was launched to fame by snagging the role of [Cedric Diggory] in the fourth [Harry Potter] film. He was noted as a attractive actor but his face did not launch a thousand ships of fandom. Yet. He was later offered the part of [Edward Cullen] in the movie [Twilight] where his acting was significantly less than it was in the Potter film. The fact that he did not take his character seriously shown through in every scene. Robert has now taken to not showering daily and enjoys leaving his hair greasy so it sticks up in funny ways. Unfortunately thousands upon thousands of very vocal girls would love to run their hands through his slimy locks.

Hey you haven't showered in days, you're starting to look like [Robert Pattinson].

12. (robert pattinson) (694↑, 658↓)
Most amazing guy ever to have lived. He's an actor and has played many roles such as Cedric diggory in '[Harry potter and the order of the phoenix]'. He's also going to be the big star in this years release of '[twilight]' which was originally a book written by [Stephenie meyer]. Robert Is playing the 'good 'vegetarian' vampire' called [Edward Cullen] who falls in love with a girl called [Bella swan]. He was Born in [London], [England] in 1986. He is also a very good pianist and guitarist.

Robert Pattinson thats in harry potter and twilight (playing a vampire)

13. (Robert Pattinson) (106↑, 74↓)
The prime example of how a physically unattractive, unhygenic guy can be adored by millions of females simply for playing a heartthrob character in a movie that became phenomenally popular.

Ugly guys who are desperate to get laid are envious of Robert Pattinson.

14. (Robert Pattinson) (189↑, 157↓)
The ugliest man alive, never shaves, pale, square head, bushy eyebrows, gross looking. Taylor Lautner is where it's at.

Ew Robert Pattinson? Makes Edward Cullen seem ugly\!

15. (Robert Pattinson) (175↑, 145↓)
Ugly. NO, he is NOT sex on leg/sex bomb/sex god/ hot. No, he's not you boyfriend. If you want him to be, you are sick in the head. All of his [fangirls] should lock themselves inside in their total shame of ever having looked upon him with anything less than homicidal disgust. Here is a list of thing terminally wrong with Bobby Boy: 1. His hair: OH MY GOD\! THEY DYED ELVIS RED\! 2. His forehead: his head must have imploded from lack of a brain. He looks so Cro-Magnon, it’s unholy. 3. His eyebrows: Who stuck mice to his face? And this begs the question; why did he let them . . . . . ? 4. his nose: *shudders* 5. His lips: SOMEone went a li’l crazy with the fuchsia lipstick . . . . . 6. His voice: SHOOT THE BASTARD\! 7. His sideburns: If I have to say anything else on this subject, I will puke. 8. His neck: well, some people have chicken legs, I suppose I chicken neck isn’t entirely out of the question. . . . . . 9. His body: MY EYES\! MY EYES\! HE PUT THE PUT THE HURTING ON MY EYES\!\!\!\!\! IT BURNS US\!\! This level of hidiousity would kill any vampire fasted than you can say ensanguinated, let alone any normal human being. 10. His arms: Are. Hairy. 11. His, ahem, package: it’s iddy biddy, I mean, with an ego that size, something has to suffer. 12. HAIRY LEGS\! Nuff said. 13. Big feet: see number eleven. 14. he doesn’t wash. At. All. He’s slowing down production of new moon. 15. His Ego: No one that Skreeulelik (screamingly ugly) can possibly look in the mirror without a sudden attack of suicidal depression, it’s just not possible. And yet, somehow, he can go out in public and walk past reflective surfaces without shame . . . he’s definitely not human, but he sure as vamps is vamps ain’t a Vampire.

rabid fangirl: OMFG\!\! It's RPatz\!\!\!\! *swoon/ [glomp] squeeeeee\!* sane person: who the f*** is that ugly shite?\!?\! rabid fangirl: it's Robert Pattinson. sane person: God, what a freak . . .

16. (Robert Pattinson) (60↑, 34↓)
Robert Pattinson did a wonderful acting job playing Cedric Diggory in "Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire", but lost copious amounts of respect when he gained the role of Edward Cullen in the "Twilight" series. He is mildly attractive, but the raging fangirls bring his hotness level from a 9 to a 4.

Girl 1: OMG Robert Pattinson is sooo hot\! Girl 2: Yeah, he did a great job in Harry Potter\! Girl 1: You mean in Twilight? Girl 2: ....no.

17. (Robert Pattinson) (65↑, 51↓)
ugly guy that has to have fake abs put on for his scene without a shirt in New Moon

Girl 1: OMG who's that guy? Girl 2: Which one? Girl 1: The one with the bad tan and bad body Girl 2: Oh that's Robert Pattinson he makes a horrible Edward Cullen. You know the guy who plays Stephan Salvatore in the Vampire Diaries? Girl 1: yeah what about him? Girl 2: he would have made such a better edward

18. (Robert Pattinson) (8↑, 1↓)
Some really overrated actor who is best known for his work as Edward Cullen in the film Twishi-uh I mean Twilight.... He is known to people (when I say people, I mean fangirls and tabloids) sometimes as R-Pattz. He actually first made his big debut playing Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, and I have to say he was actually good then (this was BEFORE the twilight fangirls and Kristen Stewart came.) There are some aspects of him which I do like, however, in that he starred in harry potter and (surprisingly) he hates twilight\!\! Fangirls absolutely adore him and think he is the fittest man on earth and that he is going to be their husband- no chance there\! Those people are idiots. If they are your friends, for the love of God, please stick a Harry Potter book under their nose and force them to watch the Harry Potter films over and over again, this'll show them some sense.

Person 1: Oh Ma gawd Edward Cullen is FIT\! Person 2: You mean Cedric Diggory? Person 1: NAOOOO EDWARD CULLEENNNNNN\! HE'S GUNNA BE MA HUBBY INNIT?\! (Person 2 shows GOF to Person 1) Person 1: Wow, I must say, Robert Pattinson is more appealing in the Goblet of Fire than in the Twilight saga. Cedric Diggory is a much braver character than Robert Pattinson's other alter-ego, Edward Cullen.

19. (Robert Pattinson) (52↑, 49↓)
A British Actor that is most famous for the role 'Edward Cullen' in the movie 'Twilight'. Adored by women and also used in an insult between men that refers to words such as 'faggot, homosexual, gay, glittering vampire, pussy, pale freak, asshole, ugly, hairy chest, and big lips' Note: If this word is used as a compliment to teenage girls.

Max: Your so gay you can star in the movie Broad back mountain Matthew: Your so gay, you can star in Twilight and make out with Robert Pattinson

20. (Robert Pattinson) (3↑, 2↓)
A British-born actor, singer, musician, composer and former youth model. Despite backlash of Twilight haters, actually rather a talented bloke, and a refreshing change of "teen idol" from the prettyboy jock types not everybody dies for; laid-back, a little strange, and lacking highlights in his hair and bronzer on his face. Despite being given "beautiful" as his sole character trait in the Twilight books, managed to bring Edward Cullen to life. Very much coveted by his legions of fans, in a very frightening way.

Random person: "That actor over there is Robert Pattinson." Me: "I'm afraid for his life." Random person: "Why?" *Pattinson is mobbed. Not by me.* Random person: "Oh."

21. (robert pattinson) (1↑, 1↓)
a british actor who became well known for his performance as Edward Cullen in the twilight movies, but his true talent is shown in his more recent film Water For Elephants. He has been named one of the sexiest men in america and is gorgeous. He smokes, and drinks, and doesn't wash his hair but his fans don't care - he's sexy.

girl: omg... robert pattinson is so sexy\! other girl: i know\! i love his hair, and his face\! he's amazing

22. (Robert Pattinson) (51↑, 51↓)
A British actor who is well known for playing Cedric in [Harry Potter], and [Edward Cullen] in the [Twilight] series. Also the subject of many girls' fantasies. In some people's opinion, he is a person who's ego is larger than a mansion, he has no posture or acting ability, and is a creeper. The people in the forementioned group will vary in reactions when "[R Pattz]" [fangirls] [squee] at him. Some reactions will be: faked, induced or automatic vomiting, running away, or badmouthing him (which is rather dangerous to attempt) Fangirls have been known to ask him to bite them, sleep with them, or marry them.

Ana: "Oh I'm destined to become Robert Pattinson's wife. I know it\!" Lyri: *fakes puking* "Yeah, you and all the other obsessed fangirls out there. If i didn't hate him so much..." Ana: "Come on, he's talented, wonderful at singing, and gorgeous\!" Lyri: "Ummmm, no." *walks away*

23. (Robert Pattinson) (24↑, 25↓)
An English actor who played Cedric Diggory in the Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, who currently plays Edward Cullen in the Twilight series. And with all honesty he was good in Harry Potter and he was heading towards a great career by Twilight has sort of smashed any hopes of being seen as a good actor becuase everyone is obsessed over his looks and not his acting. Quite a few people have also lost a lot of respect for the poor guy as well. I am not bashing the books of Pattinson, its just the truth.

Millions of fucking girls screamning over the name Robert Pattinson, is a good example.

24. (Robert Pattinson) (33↑, 34↓)
Starred as Cedric in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire and is now famous for playing the character Edward in the popular (and overrated) Twilight series. Better actor than Kristen Stewart who plays Bella, but does not fit the perfect image of Edward in the book.

I can't believe they picked Robert Pattinson to play Edward\! He's not that bad. Maybe not in other movies, but as Edward he sucks.

25. (Robert Pattinson) (13↑, 17↓)
A pretty good actor, but most don't see that due to his douchebagey role in the Twilight Series produced by people who clearly got their degrees in a dark alley somewhere.

Robert Pattinson is a pretty good actor. I enjoyed his role in Remember Me & also in one of the Harry Potter films as Cedric Diggory. Too bad ignorant assholes judge him based on a shit film like Twilight.

26. (Robert Pattinson) (1126↑, 1130↓)
This is the best actor in the world. He has played charaters such as: Edward Cullen (Twilight) Art (How To Be) Daniel Gale (Bad Mothers Handbook) Cedric Diggory (Harry Potter GOF) He is my favorite actor, and should be yours. Sadly, Robert has been commonly associated with Twilight and people forget about his other films. but he is amazing. :) I LOVE HIS EYEBROWS and hes a sex bomb

Erica: Hey look at that guys eyebrows.. they are big. Carly: Eyyy man. Don't mess, those are R-pattz (Robert Pattinson) eyebrows\! DON'T GIVE ME THUMBS DOWN\!

27. (Robert Pattinson) (3↑, 8↓)
The best thing to happen to [Hollywood] since .... well, ever. Smart, shy, funny, talented, and most importantly down-to-earth and humble, Robert serves as an example of everything young [Hollywood] should be ... and sadly is not.

Robert Pattinson is brilliant and amazing. End of story.

28. (Robert Pattinson) (29↑, 36↓)
An actor who is idolized by some teen aged girls and thought to be a revolting and gay guy who never bathes by the rest of the world. He was fairly good as Cedric in Harry Potter, but rather creepy and ugly as Edward in Twilight.

girl: Robert Pattinson is sooooooooooooo hot\! omg omg\! boy: Robert Pattinson is the mopst horrible fagot I have ever seen\!he ruined my entire life\! me: get a life both of u

29. (Robert Pattinson) (13↑, 22↓)
The actor who plays Edward Sparklefag in the Twilight movie. A confirmed Anti, he has openly declared that he thinks Stephanie Meyer's writing is ridiculous. Before acting in Twilight, he played Cedric Diggory, a rather underappreciated performance. Poor guy should've read the book before he signed up. Ah well, he's getting paid, and he only has one more movie to do. Also, he has superpowers of boredom that he uses to repel stalkers.

Stalker: OMG ROBERT MARRY ME YOU HOT MOTHERFUCKER\!\!\!\! Robert Pattinson: Blah blah blah blah blah Stalker: .... Robert: Blah blah blah blah blah Stalker: -leaves- Robert: Phew.

Author: Fnord of the Bananas http://robert-pattinson.urbanup.com/5184161
30. (Robert Pattinson) (17↑, 26↓)
An actor that is nowhere near attractive enough to play Edward Cullen, but made a decent Cedric Diggory.

Random Rob Fan: OMG, Robert Pattinson is soooooooo hot, he's perfect for Edward\! Me: Are you on crack?\!?\!?\! He looks nothing like Edward should. He's too... blah.

31. (Robert Pattinson) (18↑, 33↓)
n. Guy that all insecure males are jealous of.

Girlfriend: Wow, I think that Robert Pattinson is really talented, hot and charming. Boyfriend: Huh? I think he's a..a...a big jerk\! Yeah\!

32. (Robert Pattinson) (10↑, 27↓)
1. The British actor playing the vampire [Edward Cullen] in the [Twilight] movie series. (the pale gross faggot, not the tan muscleheaded retard) 2. The British actor who played the wizard [Cedric Diggory] in [Harry Potter] and the Goblet of fire, and got about maybe 15 minutes total of awkward screen time. 3. A reanimated [fetus] who managed to reach semi-adulthood, but whose hair, teeth, and talent stayed at the same level, which makes a [vampire] the perfect role

Dude, Robert Pattinson looks like a nasty reanimated fetus. What do these crazy 12 year olds see in him?

33. (Robert Pattinson) (95↑, 114↓)
A recently famous actor who lives in Barnes, London. He has recently been the fantasy of all the girls in the world. However, It is by now widely known that he has a one inch wonder, and is shite in bed.

Fugly girl 1: Itz R Pattz innit\! Fugly girl 2: yeee... he's well buff\! One of the 1000 girls he has slept with: you two have obviously not seen his one inch wonder yet. Fugly girl 1: shut up, I'm gonna marry him when I'm older Another girl who has slept with Robert pattinson: Whateva\!

34. (Robert Pattinson) (586↑, 605↓)
My future husband. A sex god. Sex on legs. Drop dead gorgeous. Man who will be playing the infamous Edward Anthony Cullen in the movie "Twilight" based on Stephenie Meyer's amazing book series named "Twilight". My obsession.

Oh my god. Robert Pattinson is the sexiest male on this earth.

35. (Robert Pattinson) (396↑, 417↓)
Basically, sexiest man alive. Sex bomb. My sex on legs. Gorgeous. Amazing. Talented. Everything a girl could ask for. Best known for his role in Harry Potter GOF, but getting even more well known for his upcoming role as [Edward Cullen], vampire sex god extraordinaire, in the movie version of [Stephenie Meyer]'s book [Twilight]. He will be perfect for the part, so Gaspard Ulliel can suck it\! He has an assortment of adorable nicknames, including R-Pattz and Spunk Ransom, which he came up with in an interview for MTV. Robert plays piano and guitar, and is a very talented singer. And of course a very very extremely talented actor. And he is a freaking sexy beast\!

Jill: Sara, what are you daydreaming about now? Sara: My future husband, Robert Pattinson\! *swoon* Jill: Sara, you know you won't actually marry him. Sara: THATS WHAT YOU THINK. AND YOUR WRONG. Idiotic, Meaningless Soul: Ugh. I cant believe Rob Pattinson got the part of Edward\! Sara: Excuse me? Did you just complain about Rob getting the part? I thought you said, "I SHOULD DIE."

Author: saraaintyobaby'sdaddeh http://robert-pattinson.urbanup.com/3342611
36. (Robert Pattinson) (11↑, 34↓)
1) Sweet young guy who is usually prettier than the women around him 2)Cute young guy that needs and craves to be treated like the cum hungry, cock crazy, ass loving fuck pig that he is\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!

I'd like to pound that Robert Pattinson's butthole into submission with my [Dick of Death], and fill his sphincter with my hot JIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!OH YEAHHHHHHHHH\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!(Anyone got a tissue?)

37. (Robert Pattinson) (20↑, 45↓)
A young and talented actor most well known for his roleof edward cullen, unforttunetly he can only act with his face(althoughthis may be due to the repression of his adorable english accent) in the film new moon, pattinson can be seen with an oddly lopsided drooping nipple like it was half chewed off. He is also a raccoon that can shoot fire out of his ass.

omg whats wrong with Robert Pattinson's nipple\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!??????????

38. (robert pattinson) (24↑, 60↓)
to girls...the most hottest british guy that has ever walked the planet...He is an awesome guitar/song writer/singer and a marvelous actor.

Vickie:OMGG did you see robert pattinson last night on the oscars\!? candie:yes i did o my gosh i could hav melted at his very presence on my tv screen Vickie:who knew someone could be soo hot\! candie:and sexy\!

39. (robert pattinson) (140↑, 177↓)
A bleeping [ugly] [actor]that retarded girls without a life drool over who got [blasted] in [Harry Potter] four and portrayed the most perfect guy in the world, [Edward Cullen], as a whiney freak in [Twilight]. If you girls are going to drool over a [vampire], pick [Jasper], because he's gorgeous\!\!\!

Barbie: OMG, Robert Pattinson is so HOT\!\!\! I'm going to marry him when I grow up\! Me: Oh, shut UP\!\!\! Seriously, screw team Edward, because I'm team Jasper. Friend: Yeah, Jackson Rathbone is a sexy man, and that other thing is just a beast.

40. (Robert Pattinson) (82↑, 123↓)
sex

Robert Pattinson is sex

41. (Robert Pattinson) (42↑, 90↓)
An attractive actor with nice eyebrows, has starred in Harry Potter as Cedric Diggory, but is best known for his recent role in Twilight as Edward Cullen.

Fangirl: AAAAH ITS ROBERT PATTINSON OMG\! Me: EYEBROWS MAN\! \<3

42. (Robert Pattinson) (56↑, 106↓)
Robert Pattinson aka R-Patz, Rob Patz, or whatever else you want to call him, is a British actor. He is fantastically GORGEOUS. His eyes are gorgeous, his hair is gorgeous, his face is just plain gorgeous, his lips are gorgeous, his cheekbones are gorgeous, his laugh is gorgeous, his singing voice is gorgeous, the way he plays the piano is gorgeous and even his WALK is gorgeous. No, I'm not exaggerating. He also has the hottest voice on the entire planet. He has starred in [Harry Potter] but also in [Twilight] and [Little Ashes], where he appeared naked. He is probably best known for playing [Edward Cullen] in Twilight. I think it's funny how guys call him gay. It's obvious they're just jealous that he has millions of girls chasing him.

* A Guy watches Twilight, and thinks Robert Pattinson is amazingly good looking, but decides to act manly and doesn't admit it * - Goes on urban dictionary and writes a horrible definition - something along the lines of: "Robert Pattinson is a gay fag who has an awful laugh and plays an ugly fake guy in Twilight, the worst film I've ever seen"

Author: sothelionfellinlovewiththelamb http://robert-pattinson.urbanup.com/4120315
43. (Robert Pattinson) (146↑, 200↓)
the hottest guy ever to walk planet earth in one word-- prefection

i frequently dream of Robert Pattinson

44. (robert pattinson) (41↑, 96↓)
What happens when a sexy hunk of mansex takes the job that will tank his career

[Lindsay] better not pull a robert pattinson\! My cousin used to be famous but now he's just a robert pattinson robert pattinson used to be hot and sexy but then he was in [twilight] and now he sucks

Author: talking space monkeys http://robert-pattinson.urbanup.com/3890912
45. (Robert Pattinson) (64↑, 121↓)
the most sexiest, inhumanly, gorgous person alive... who should be locked up for being so good looking.

[gorgous][Twilight][Edward Cullen][sexy] [Robert Pattinson]

46. (robert pattinson) (55↑, 113↓)
a gorgeous, talented, charming British actor who won the hearts of so many as Edward Cullen in Twilight. unlike other Hollywood youngsters, this guy does not care about the attention from the media, in fact, he would rather go unnoticed in the hippest places.

Damn\! i wanna fuck that Robert Pattinson. He's just so damn sexy and dirty.

47. (Robert Pattinson) (48↑, 111↓)
Robert Pattinson is the one and only gorgeous Edward Cullen from Twilight and the hearthrob Cedric Diggory from Harry Potter. He looks fabulous during both of these movies, and yet, whenever you see him in the real world he is unshaven and it looks like he has just gotten out of bed. He's trying to pull off the tough guy look, and it doesn't suit him in the slightest way\! He doesn't need to try so hard, because it looks crappy and he doesn't need help with girls anyway.Trust me, probably every girl in america has heard of him and at least one half want to marry him. He is still so sexy, but he could go far with combing his hair before going out in public. I am a HUGE fan of both Harry Potter and the Twilight Series, so just know that Robert is HOT, but he always looks like he just came out of a hangover.

Why can't gorgeous Robert Pattinson look like Edward Cullen or Cedric Diggory? Is it his crapped hair or the way he always looks mad?

48. (Robert Pattinson) (28↑, 111↓)
Sexysexyyy man,best known for playing Edward Cullen in Twilight and Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter. He has also been in lots of other films: Little Ashes Vanity Fair The Haunted Airman The Bad Mother Handbook How To Be The SummerHouse He is the most perfect singer, musician, actor ever. But unfortunately, he belongs to Amy Patter* and Sally Tiger*, who are completelyyyyy obssessed with him (and are proud of it\!) :D \> So no other girls (or boys, if you like) can have him :) Sorry guys :) **not real names, made - up names used.

oh, he's so sexy" "Just like Robert Pattinson\!"

49. (robert pattinson) (276↑, 566↓)
1) possibly the ugliest actor on the current face of hollywood who will soon attempt (and fail) to portray the most beautiful character in the current literary craze, [twilight]. 2) only got the part of said character because Gaspard Ulliel was too pretty/busy/good for the movie and probably would have realized this himself half-way through and then quit.

smart person (i.e. person with eyes): did you see that robert pattinson guy who's supposed to be Edward? dumb person (i.e. complete waste of space): LyKe yEsS, 0mGz\!11\! r0bErT pAtTiNsoN iS s00 sExiiii\!\!1\! hE's sOo mY bF\!\!1\!1\! (pause pause) smart person: you're a tool.

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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  • Robert Pattinson — (2009) Robert Thomas Pattinson (* 13. Mai 1986 in London, England) ist ein britischer Schauspieler und Musiker. Bekannt wurde er durch seine Rollen als Cedric Diggory in den Verfilmungen der Harry Potter Romane und als …   Deutsch Wikipedia

  • Robert Pattinson — Saltar a navegación, búsqueda Robert Pattinson Nombre real Robert Thomas Pattinson Nacimiento 13 de mayo de 1986 (23 años) …   Wikipedia Español

  • Robert Pattinson — Robert Pattinson, (13 de mayo de 1986), es un actor inglés. Lo hemos visto en algunas películas como El anillo del Nibelungo, pero su rol más famoso es el de Cedric Diggory en Harry Potter y el cáliz de fuego (2005), siendo el primero que hizo el …   Enciclopedia Universal

  • Robert Pattinson — Robert Pattinson …   Wikipédia en Français

  • Robert Pattinson — Infobox actor name = Robert Pattinson caption = birthname = Robert Thomas Pattinson birthdate = birth date and age|1986|05|13 birthplace = London England occupation = Actor, model yearsactive = 2004 present website = awards = Robert Thomas… …   Wikipedia

  • Robert Pattinson School — is a school on Moor Lane in North Hykeham, Lincolnshire, UK.chool historyThe school was formerly known as the Robert Pattinson Secondary Modern School. It became a comprehensive when Lincoln went comprehensive in September 1970.chool structureIt… …   Wikipedia

  • Pattinson — Robert Pattinson (2008) Robert Thomas Pattinson (* 13. Mai 1986 in London, England) ist ein britischer Schauspieler, Model und Musiker. Bekannt wurde er durch seine Rollen als Cedric Diggory in den Verfilmungen der Harry Potter Romane und als… …   Deutsch Wikipedia

  • Robert Patisson — Robert Pattinson Robert Pattinson …   Wikipédia en Français

  • Pattinson — is a surname, and may refer to*Charles Pattinson, British television producer *Lizzy Pattinson, British singer *Robert Pattinson, British actor *Darren Pattinson, English cricketeree also*Washington H. Soul Pattinson, Australian company *Soul… …   Wikipedia

  • Robert (prénom) — Robert Cette page d’homonymie répertorie les différents sujets et articles partageant un même nom. Robert, qui signifie « réputation dorée », est un prénom masculin d origine germanique. Il vient de hrod (gloire) et beraht (brillant) et …   Wikipédia en Français

  • Pattinson —  Cette page d’homonymie répertorie des personnes (réelles ou fictives) partageant un même patronyme. Pattinson est le nom de famille de : Darren Pattinson (né en 1979), joueur de cricket anglo australien ; James Pattinson (né en… …   Wikipédia en Français

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